Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Luperon, Dominican Republic

This morning, we made sure we were up and ready early.  We were to meet Lynn and Darren in town and were going to go into Puerto Plata.  Lynn was going to show us the ropes. 

To say Lynn is a colorful character would be an understatement.  She is in her 70’s and more active than me and Larry combined.  She lives on “Suits Us”, a tiny little sailboat here in the harbor.  She has been in Luperon for over 6 years.  She knows everyone and everything there is to know about this place … at least, her opinion of it.  She has an opinion on everything and just loves to share it.  She can talk your ear off. 

Darren is an American here, visiting relatives (from what I can gather).  He said his sister-in-law owns Wendy’s bar … the place where we had hotdogs last night.  I really can’t seem to get his story straight but to my understanding, his (male) friend has an apartment here in Luperon and Darren is staying with him (maybe they’re a couple … I don’t know).  He’s mentioned something about a boat in the harbor too so I think his friend has a boat that Darren will soon travel on.  Darren has spent considerable time in this area (on and off) so knows the area very well but doesn’t know Puerta Plata as well as he’d like so is taking this opportunity to go with us as Lynn shows us around.  Regardless of his story, he was a really nice guy … very laid back … and  is a nice balance between Lynn and reality.

We took a gua-gua to Imbert.  Okay, gua-gua is pronounced gwa gwa.  It is the typical college prank of how many people can you fit into a volkswagen beetle at one time?  Well that’s what they do only instead of using Volkswagens, they appear to be some beat up old cars that you wonder if will even run.  These are small cars (probably seats 4 … maybe 5 if you’re pushing it, by American standards).  Here in the DR, it is amazing how many people you can fit.  It was me, Larry, Lynn, another lady and her two kids in the backseat and the driver and Darrin in the front seat.  Lynn said they would normally put another 1-2 people in the front and we were lucky he left when he did. 

Now for the drive … OMG!!!  No speed limit, no regard for safety … just thank god he had a horn and used it often.  There would be a motorcycle in his way … HONK … and that damn bike better get out of the way or this guy would run him over.  A truck is stopped in the lane we’re in … HONK … and he veers around the truck without even a concern that another car is speeding just as fast as he’s going … directly at us.  No slowing down, just voom, into traffic.  Damn, we’re lucky we made it to Imbert alive!!!  Lynn and Darren said this is the typical driving habits in the DR.

So … from Imbert to Puerto Plata, we drove in relative luxury.  We were in a small bus that had about 10 people more on it than should have had but at least it seemed like a newer vehicle.  I sat in the very back row, squished with 4 other people.  Larry and Darren stood most of the way and Lynn (since she was the first one on) lucked out to a seat! 

Lynn had issues with a boat part that needed repair so we got off the bus a little before town and she put it in for repair.

So … now the ride from the repair shop into Puerto Plata … I apologize for thinking the first gua-gua ride was a white-knuckle ride.  Lynn flagged down 3 motorconchos.  Now, me, (with my great spanish skills) interpreted that to mean motorcoach.  Sounds like a nice thing … right?  Nope!  It simply means a motorcycle that they use for taxis.  Lynn and the driver were on one, Darrin and the driver on another, and me, Larry and the driver on the third.  And these drivers made the gua-gua driver seem responsible!  They whipped in and out of traffic.  There would be a red light and the cars are stopped.  They would zip past the cars and make a left turn (into oncoming traffic who have a green light) … without even slowing down.  And helmets … forget about it!  If they don’t care how many people are on the bike, they really don’t care about helmets!

Soooo … much to my surprise, we also made it to Puerto Plata alive! 

Now how do I describe Puerto Plata … well, it’s not what I expected.  Granted, we only saw what Lynn wanted to show us and I would hope that you can gather from the description of her personality, she is not one to leisurely window shop or do the “touristy” things.  She had her route and we stuck to it.  But overall, Puerto Plata was surprising.  It is supposed to be one of the largest cities in this area, a port town and lots of resorts/tourists … but to me, it was like taking Luperon and multiply it by 10 (maybe) and there you have Puerto Plata … derelict buildings, very run down and very old.  I guess we’ve traveled too much on commercial cruises and into ports that are built around the cruise industry because this was NOTHING like those!  But, it did have some awesome ocean views!

On the return trip from Puerto Plata, we took a bus to ??? (I don’t know the name of the little town but all it was was restaurants/bars).  We stopped at one of Lynn’s favorite restaurants in the area.  The meal was excellent.  We ordered “family style” and just split everything.  We got two orders of fish fingers, two orders of fried shimp, french fries and beans/rice.   We had four of those large beers that we shared.  The total was 1440 pesos (about $35 US).  It was a LOT of food and very good!

I was wondering how we would get from this place to Imbert where we’d catch the gua-gua back to Luperon but we were with Lynn so I was sure she knew the ropes.  After our meal, she stood in the street and just waived down a car.  It already had someone in the backseat but we all piled in.  Now, there are actual “taxis” in this area and we were warned to make sure we didn’t use the taxis because they were very expensive.  I didn’t know how to tell the difference between a taxi and a gua-gua.  Obviously, neither did Lynn (although she’d never admit it).  We got into Imbert and the driver told us it would be 500 pesos for the four of us.  Lynn was expecting to pay about 20 pesos each (80 pesos total).  So … the yelling match took place.  Lynn was adamant she was NOT going to pay 500 pesos.  The guy agreed on 300.  Regrettably, Lynn took 150 pesos and almost threw it at the guy and walked away (mumbling loudly under her breath).  The guy followed her and the match continued.  Arms were flying in a show of anger (on both sides) … universal communication in any language!  Finally, the driver gave her back the money as though it were an insult to him.  She actually took it and thru it back at him, sending it sailing to the ground.  Larry, Darren and I just walked as far away as possible.  I could just envision the local authorities with their big guns coming after us but fortunately, things settled, the guy got in has car and left.  The money was still on the ground (outside the guagua we’d gotten into for the ride to Luperon) and the locals were scrummaging for it under the car.  It was all very dramatic and sure added interest to our day. 

So … that sums up our day to Puerto Plata.  Will we go again?  I really don’t know.  If we do, we’ll be sure to ALWAYS verify cost up front because there is no way in hell we would argue the way Lynn did.  We would have paid the fare and slipped away ticked off that we’d been taken as the typical tourists we are.

(Lynn’s position was, the car already had a passenger and stopping to pick up more passengers is what a guagua does – NOT what a taxi does, so if he is going to act like he is operating a guagua, then he gets paid guagua rates.   Lynn also said that the locals hate confrontation, so if you stick to your rights, they will back down)

Okay … side note … when we were sitting at Wendy’s Bar today, having drinks with Darren and ??? (someone else who’s name slipped my mind), a dog befriended us.  He was constantly with us no matter what we did.  Well, as we headed back to the dinghy, this doggie lead us all the way, always several yards in front of us.  It was so adorable (yet sad at the same time).  He jumped into our dinghy and then straight into another one that was touching ours.  I’m sure he thought he was in our dingy … for sure!  He sat there with this peaceful and relaxed expression.  That is, until we pulled away and left him behind.  It wasn’t 20 seconds before he jumped out of that dinghy, into the water and swam as quickly as his little legs could doggie-paddle and tried desperately to reach our boat.  There was a nice chop on the bay so I was afraid the poor fellow was going to drown.  Fortunately, as we got far enough away, he realized he could not reach us and swam back to shore.  It was sooooo sad.  We’d heard the story of this poor little doggie.  Supposedly, his master was from England.  He needed to fly back to England for a couple of months and just left this poor doggie in Luperon.  We were told, he swims out to boats in the anchorage looking for his master.  Considering he took so fondly to us, I’m sure he just wanted a home on a boat!  His master … well I’ll try to be polite and not curse him out.  He has never returned.

Luperon has so many “strays” that just wander the streets.  If anyone wants a dog, this is the place to pick one up.  They are all so friendly, street-wise and affectionate.  But, at the same time, it is so sad because you know, this is not the life they began.  I curse all the sailors who can just abandon their companion so freely.  Damn, that’s sad.  Luckily, many of the Gringos in Luperon have befriended these poor little pooches and are helping them survive in a life they never signed up for.  Poor sweeties!  I almost want to take them all with me!

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